Why Reflexology is Real

Reflexology is totally real and brilliant, it uses magical foot massages to help your mystical energy flow better around your feet or something. I'm a reflexologist so I know what I'm talking about. It's something to do with ancient China or something. Everyone knows that traditional Chinese medicine is completely legit, like putting needles in your ears and eating ground-up sharks fins to make your feet grow or something like that. Chinese medicine cures all sorts of things that Western medicine can't, like asthma and cancer and AIDs and death. Reflexology is just like that. If you don't believe that professional reflexologists are real then you must be insane! Because they totally are. :)