Sometimes..

Sometimes I like to sit in my garden and think about what it would be like to be a reflexologist. I think it would be relaxing. Massaging feet all day, helping people cure their various diseases, having a chat, etc etc. You couldn't really fault it as a money earner, even if you are a non-believer in reflexology.

Not that I am, of course. I know reflexology works - it'be crazy if it didn't. Reflexology is almose likt having the most awesome superpower known to man, except everyone can do, even people who aren't magical. Imagine being able to (theoretically) eliminate disease and famine from the world, just by rubbing and poking people on the feet.

Sounds too good to be true? Of course it does. That's because reflexology IS too good to be true, yet it somehow ALSO true. Mind blow? It's like how the cat can be alive and dead in the box at the same time, except with healing foot massage instead of scientifiy proof and theorems.