Some people say that you can't cure diseases with reflexology and that there is no proof for its existence at all. But those people are crazy! There's plenty of things with no proof which people believe in, and are you trying to say that THEY'RE ALL CRAZY? Like tooth fairies, father christmas, flying saucers, little green men, etc etc etc. I think you'll find that reflexology foot massage is a lot less crazy than those, HA! Foot massage can CURE DISEASES like CANCER or AIDS or DIABETES and it does it just through simply poking the foot in the right places and trying to help your qi flow about your body.
What is qi, I hear you ask, well it's what us reflexologists call the energy that flows around your body. Now I know some of you are thinking that qi isn't real but it is, just look in any science book to find out. It's kinda glowy and sparky like electricity and it smells like burnt toast. Anyway our bodies are full of this qi and it's all clogged up and stuff and that's why we get diseases and death. Imagine your body is like a bicycle's inner tube and qi is like air. Well reflexology prods the inner tube so that the air can work better and help heal disease! Obviously!
There are lots of people who say that reflexology is dumb but really they're the dumb ones because it's not! You can cure cancer with reflexology just by pushing on the feet really hard, because cancer is especially lumpy qi. Like porridge, so it needs a lot of squishing to make it flow more better. :)
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